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insult# 0 = You are so ugly the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper
insult# 1 = When they were handing out brains... you thought they said 'trains' and asked for a slow one.
insult# 2 = Your father should have pulled out and spit you on the wall.
insult# 3 = Perhaps you should consider registering for disability... because it's obvious that you're completely blind to the fact that you are a total tool.
insult# 4 = You're so annoying that I just want to tear your ears off and shove 'em up your anus so that you can hear me kick your ass.
insult# 5 = I wonder what you are going to do for a face when the babboon wants its ass back.
insult# 6 = You make me want to staple my cunt shut.
insult# 7 = Last time i saw a belly like that i was given a stocking full of presents.
insult# 8 = Watching you two makes me feel like I'm watching a pair of retards with buckets on their heads running into the wall thinking it's each other.
insult# 9 = For years I debated the difference between you and a bucket of shit ... now I know it's just the bucket...
insult# 10 = Do me a favor and mistake a shotgun for your fathers penis and stick it down your throat.
insult# 11 = Last time i had a kiss like that i was trying to bring my goldfish back to life.
insult# 12 = Slit your wrist... it will lower your blood pressure.
insult# 13 = You need to get a life outside of the internet. Go outside... look around. I'm sure trailer parks smell lovely in the morning.
insult# 14 = Are you a professional ass clown... or is this your first public audition?
insult# 15 = You got your brain very early. Apparently the warranty has run out.
insult# 16 = If ignorance was bliss... than your entire life would be a perpetual orgasm.
insult# 17 = Fuck off... you cuntfaced spunk junkie.
insult# 18 = Tell us were you born such a retarded shithead... or were you originally a slug who managed to rise to such prominence?
insult# 19 = Your wife is like a brick...flat on both sides... dirty... and gets layed by Mexicans.
insult# 20 = I can't believe that shitty website is still online... but like your mother's herpes... it keeps coming back.
insult# 21 = Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a narrowminded... bigoted asshole.
insult# 22 = Here's an idea... Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces.
insult# 23 = They really ruined a perfect rectum when they put teeth in your mouth!
insult# 24 = You're so dumb... when you were born your mom should have been arrested for smuggling dope.
insult# 25 = Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass... you know he's full of shit.
insult# 26 = I fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below whale shit.
insult# 27 = With your last statement and current appearance you have just answered the question of ... "Did the white man ever fuck the Buffalo"!
insult# 28 = Here's an idea: Go impale yourself on a sharp stick and die gurgling blood in a pool of your own inadvertently released urine and feces.
insult# 29 = Never trust a bald man. If his head looks like your ass... you know he's full of shit.
insult# 30 = I fail to comprehend how you can continue to function on any level with an IQ that is three degrees below whale shit.
insult# 31 = Had you... perchance... been the owner of a viable braincell... you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.
insult# 32 = You are one load I wish your mother had swallowed.
insult# 33 = Frankly... if you sucked anymore you would inhale your own dick.
insult# 34 = Do us all a favor... and please shut that gaping... spunk crusty penis receptacle that you call a mouth; you are a puss filled cyst in the colon of society.
insult# 35 = Had you... perchance... been the owner of a viable braincell... you might have aspired to something other than felching the bottom of the food chain.
insult# 36 = You're a bottomfeeder loser who feeds off the scraps that the roaches won't even touch.
insult# 37 = Hurry up and die already so that I can piss in your grave.
insult# 38 = What is the smallest muscle in a sheeps ass? Apparently your dick.
insult# 39 = What are you going to do for a face when the baboon calls and wants his ass back?
insult# 40 = If ignorance were a disability... you'd get the full pension.
insult# 41 = Your intellectual poverty is noted... and mocked.
insult# 42 = You're lucky mirrors don't talk... or laugh for that matter.
insult# 43 = If you put your brain in a bird... it would fly backwards.
insult# 44 = Last time I saw legs like that there was a message attatched to them.
insult# 45 = You must have a very large brain... to hold so much ignorance.
insult# 46 = Wouldn't clues have more room to fit in your head if you got rid of some of the shit in there?
insult# 47 = Here's a tip: A closed mouth gathers no foot.
insult# 48 = If you're going say something that stupid you could at least fake a stroke.
insult# 49 = I see you were so impressed with your first chin that you added two more.
insult# 50 = Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing
links
# 0 = www.cfr.org
# 1 = http://www.spp.gov
# 2 = http://www.nascocorridor.com
# 3 = dell.com
# 4 = http://www.saintjohnhunt.com/testament.html
# 5 = http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cord_Meyer
# 6 = http://www.saintjohnhunt.com/chain-of-command.html